Here's a tip

 Just want to throw this one out there for all my homies.  If you ever get married and you become estranged from your spouse, don't leave comments that are sad, thinly veiled attempts at being cute, palling around, or being funny on their MySpace or Facebook page after not speaking to them for two months.  You guys actually aren't friends and now that you feel like a dick because you realize that you actually have no one who really cares about you because you took your spouse for granted and didn't realize you didn't deserve them in the first place, don't try to be their buddy when you're sitting on your ass at home being lonely and getting no phone calls.  It's really unbecoming.